The "Spot The Gay" Game – How To Tell If "You" Are Gay Or Lesbian – Game Two
How to tell or recognize if you are Homosexual (Gay or Lesbian).

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Gay Christian Online Picture of Ben And Pinocchio How To Tell If "You" Are Gay Or Lesbian Silly Ol' Bear DON'T HAVE TIME TO READ THIS, BUT WANT TO? You may receive articles from Gay Christian Online by donation through PayPal. Articles may either be mailed to you, or the article file saved to your computer; multiple copies available, too. To receive an article, Click Here... How To Get An Article HELP SUPPORT THIS WEBSITE If this Website has blessed you, please consider supporting it. You may donate instantly using PayPal online payment service. "It's fast, free, and secure!" Click Here... THE "SPOT THE GAY" GAME ONE – HOW TO TELL IF "SOMEONE" IS GAY OR LESBIAN THE "SPOT THE GAY" GAME TWO - HOW TO TELL IF "YOU" ARE GAY OR LESBIAN END OF THIS PAGE Have you ever met someone and wondered, "Is he gay?" What about a family member, and you thought, "I wonder if she is a lesbian?" I often get letters from parents, friends, family members, co-workers, even wives or husbands wondering, worrying, concerned, or just curious about someone they know, if that person might be homosexual or heterosexual, gay or lesbian. So, here I offer a guide (in game form) to tell if "you" might be gay. On the previous page, I offer a guide (in game form) to assist you in telling if "someone else" is gay, lesbian, or straight. I hope this will assist you in knowing more about people who are gay and lesbian, and how to relate to and understand them. Feel free to write to me if you have any questions, or need further assistance. Thanks, Ben GAME TWO Read each question carefully. When you think you know the answer, hold your mouse pointer in place over the answer you think is correct. In a couple of seconds, the highlighted answer will appear. Now, do not cheat, and just highlight every answer. Really try. Keep track of your score (twenty questions total) for your "evaluation" at the end of the game. 01. How many pairs of shoes (not athletic) do you own? A. Three B. Six C. Four D. Two 02. Underneath your button fly blue jeans you wear... A. Briefs B. A Thong C. Nothing D. Boxers 03. Which color is the darkest shade? A. Nude B. Tan C. Chocolate D. Taupe 04. The correct way to call this gay man by his first name is... A. Steven B. Steve C. Stephen D. Stevie 05. The correct spelling of this color is... A. Chartrese B. Chartruse C. Chartreuse D. Chartresue 06. "Faux" means... A. Expensive B. Cheap C. Fake D. Fabulous 07. The clothes in your closet are... A. On wire hangers B. Arranged by style C. On the floor D. Dry clean only 08. Your dog's name is... A. Missy B. Precious C. Puddles D. Sparky 09. In the summer, a gay man wears... A. Beaded flip-flops B. Sandals with socks C. Red toenail polish D. No socks 10. A lesbian's favorite Tartan (Plaid) pattern for flannel clothing is... A. Barclay B. Stuart C. Hay D. Campbell 11. Your favorite sport is... A. Football B. Rugby C. Swimming D. Soccer 12. How many Barbara Streisand albums/CDs do you own? A. Six B. Four C. None D. Two 13. Which of the following is the oldest art movement? A. Art Nouveau B. Art Deco C. Realism D. Impressionism 14. A "pick-up man" works in a... A. Rodeo B. Gay Bar C. Car Dealership D. Parcel Service 15. The best way to wear a tie is... A. Half-Windsor B. Four-in-Hand C. Windsor D. Pratt/Shelby 16. Your favorite martini is... A. Gin B. Chocolate C. Apple D. Vodka 17. The "fine wine of colas" is... A. Coca-Cola B. Pepsi C. Royal Crown D. Dr. Pepper 18. You have a pierced... A. Left ear B. Both ears C. Right ear D. No ears pierced at all 19. When making piecrust, you should make sure the butter/shortening is... A. Fresh B. Cold C. Warm D. Unsalted 20. How many decorative pillows are on your bed? A. Two B. Six C. Four D. Eight ANSWERS For Those Whose Highlight Function Will Not Work 01. B 02. C 03. C 04. A 05. C 06. D 07. D 08. C 09. C; Although... more and more straight men are wearing nail polish; just probably not red. 10. B 11. C 12. C; Her name is spelled wrong. 13. C 14. A 15. C 16. C 17. D 18. B 19. B 20. D; And, by the way, this is a picture of Ben's actual bed. Really! RESULTS So, how did you do? E-mail me and tell me your score, how you did, and if you enjoyed playing this game. 15-20 questions right? You are very knowledgeable about your sexuality and your sexual orientation, and do not allow stereotypes or cultural differences to confuse you. 10-15 questions right? You are learning about yourself, have begun to challenge generalizations, and you check into things before assuming and labeling yourself. 05-10 questions right? You cannot make up your mind, still cling to some false beliefs about yourself, but are capable of learning, and growing. 00-05 questions right? I am surprised you are even visiting this website, unless it is to further or reinforce your personal agenda, and false belief system about people. A Gay Christian Online humorous parody article. NOT meant to be taken seriously. Designed to poke fun at and point out many of the false beliefs and stereotypes about gays and lesbians, and the various unproven or falsely stated and yet believed "theories" about the cause(s) of homosexuality. The swimming mascot faux impressionistic chartreuse and taupe dog with red toenail polish and pierced ears named Puddles was not harmed in the making of this parody. Run Puddles! Run! Run like the wind! Jimmy fell down the well! Woof! Woof! See Also: The Cause of Homosexuality – What Makes Someone Gay or Lesbian, A Page for Straight People - Gay Stereotypes, Gay Christian Self-Esteem - Misunderstandings About Homosexuality, Gay Christian Open Letters - Gay Stereotypes, Gay Christian Open Letters - What Does Gay Mean?, Gay Christian Open Letters - Defining Sexual Orientation. to e-mail chat with me about how to tell if someone is gay, lesbian, or straight. he previous page is Game One – The "Spot The Gay" Game – How To Tell If "Someone" Is Gay Or Lesbian. Copyright 2008-2006. BBCB. All Rights Reserved. USA. The reproduction of this work in whole or in part in any form or by any electronic, mechanical, or other means, now known or hereafter invented, including xerography, photocopying and recording, or in any information storage or retrieval system, is forbidden without the written permission of the author. 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